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+ | ====== Why do men die first? ====== | ||
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+ | This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: | ||
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+ | * If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. | ||
+ | * If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. | ||
+ | * If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. | ||
+ | * If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity. | ||
+ | * If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. | ||
+ | * If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. | ||
+ | * If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman. | ||
+ | * If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. | ||
+ | * If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay. | ||
+ | * If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. | ||
+ | * If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. | ||
+ | * If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. | ||
+ | * If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. | ||
+ | * If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. | ||
+ | * If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else. | ||
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+ | Why do men die first? Because they want to. | ||
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